#NeedDeliMeat #expiredmilk #yolo

#NeedDeliMeat #expiredmilk #yolo

This has to be in my top 2 favorite gimmick twitters.

This has to be in my top 2 favorite gimmick twitters.

Retaliation: Friend finds your lube, replaces it with hand sanitizer.

Retaliation: Friend finds your lube, replaces it with hand sanitizer.

This is the best twitter account ever.

This is the best twitter account ever.

It has always been my thought that she must have some personality flaw if all of these guys break up with her.

It has always been my thought that she must have some personality flaw if all of these guys break up with her.

These tweets make me think that Hurricane Sandy is a sassy black mother talkin to her disobedient son.

These tweets make me think that Hurricane Sandy is a sassy black mother talkin to her disobedient son.

Looks like we are going to have a Situation here.

Looks like we are going to have a Situation here.

Was curiosity already forgotten? I wish people could hang on to stuff like that for just a little bit longer.

Was curiosity already forgotten? I wish people could hang on to stuff like that for just a little bit longer.

How was I not terrified of that thing as a child?

How was I not terrified of that thing as a child?