They see me rowing

They see me rowing

Once again… this is why I cannot go swimming. Terrifying

Once again… this is why I cannot go swimming. Terrifying

Crash into me like one of your French girls

Crash into me like one of your French girls

Silly bear, you are not an iceberg “100 years and our cruise ships are still sinking.”

Silly bear, you are not an iceberg

“100 years and our cruise ships are still sinking.”

I’d canoe the sh!t out of that river

I’d canoe the sh!t out of that river

I’d swim the sh!t out of that water

I’d swim the sh!t out of that water

“That looks dangerous…. let’s have a closer look..”

“That looks dangerous…. let’s have a closer look..”