If I were him, I’d go out and buy a lottery ticket right now

If I were him, I’d go out and buy a lottery ticket right now

Motherf*cking Technology

Motherf*cking Technology

Y U NO EAT ME ?

Y U NO EAT ME ?

The ultimate man card

The ultimate man card

You butter believe those will keep yer feet toasty.

You butter believe those will keep yer feet toasty.

Bread Cat

Bread Cat

Revolutionary! That’s what you get when you turn a toaster on it’s side…MIND BLOWN!

Revolutionary! That’s what you get when you turn a toaster on it’s side…MIND BLOWN!

Best thing since sliced bread: Must Have Suitcase

Best thing since sliced bread: Must Have Suitcase