I thought he was holding in a fart. I was SO close!

That moment where the best part of the story isn’t in the story at all.

I’m so good at cooking my fire alarm cheers me on.

I’m so good at cooking my fire alarm cheers me on.

She looks way prettier smiling.

videohall:

Somewhere in China this guy is driving around

> So now even china is freer than the US…

> Good thing potholes don’t exist in China…

videohall:

You even warned him, and he still fell in. What a dumb***

> Dogs are such little kids sometimes. I think it’s great!

I think we all secretly love her. Why? Fight club. That’s why.