Motherly burn.

Motherly burn.

How are you doing that with your body?

How are you doing that with your body?

This is why you don’t fuck with truckers. It’s not hard to do something like this when you can talk to the others around you via CB radio.

This is why you don’t fuck with truckers. It’s not hard to do something like this when you can talk to the others around you via CB radio.

Rural County Sheriff: “I could ticket you, but I’d rather not fill out the paperwork. Fix your tail light.”

Rural County Sheriff: “I could ticket you, but I’d rather not fill out the paperwork. Fix your tail light.”

Later: “fothermucker…”

Later: “fothermucker…”

100% security is the best joke ever.

100% security is the best joke ever.

I thought he was holding in a fart. I was SO close!